When your teacher asks you why you don’t have a group partner


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Tender-hearted heroes are so important to me.

Heroes that are soft-spoken and kind, that want nothing more than to take care of everyone.

Heroes that are sweet and good, that always leave folks smiling in their wake.

Heroes that see good in everyone, who want to be good to everyone.

Heroes that are gentle and compassionate, that wish to share the boundless joy in their hearts with the world.

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I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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I wonder why people always forget that...


…in Superman 2, Superman murders three people who are at the moment defenseless and smirks about it. I mean if they don’t, there seems to be no problem with it.

But he snaps one fully-powered, genetically bred Kryptonian General who was ready to wipe out an entire world’s…

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