when people ask you how school is:
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
James Potter epically losing a Quidditch match and refusing to come out from under the invisibility cloak.
its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts
if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear